Chronicles of a Simpleton

INCOMPLETE LIST of roller coasters I want to ride:

planettampon:

• Eejanaika - Fuji-Q Highland, Fujiyoshida, JPN
• Fujiyama - Fuji-Q Highland, Fujiyoshida, JPN
• Steel Dragon 2000 - Nagashima Spa Land, Mie JPN
• White Cyclone - Nagashima Spa Land, Mie JPN
• Thunder Dolphin - Tokyo Dome City Attractions, Tokyo JPN
• Silver Star - Europa-Park, Rust GER
• Euro-Mir - Europa-Park, Rust GER
• Blue Tornado - Gardaland, Verona ITA
• Pepsi Max Big One - Pleasure Beach, Blackpool UK
• Infusion - Pleasure Beach, Blackpool UK
• Behemoth - Canada’s Wonderland, Ontario CAN
• SkyRider - Canada’s Wonderland, Ontario CAN
• Vortex - Canada’s Wonderland, Ontario CAN
• Goliath - La Ronde, Montreal CAN
• Medusa - Six Flags Discovery Kingdom, California USA
• X² - Six Flags Magic Mountain, California USA
• Viper - Six Flags Magic Mountain, California USA
• Tatsu - Six Flags Magic Mountain, California USA
• Top Thrill Dragster - Cedar Point, Ohio USA
• Son of Beast - Kings Island, Ohio USA
• The Beast - Kings Island, Ohio USA
• Invertigo - Kings Island, Ohio USA
• Kingda Ka - Six Flags Great Adventure, New Jersey USA
• El Toro - Six Flags Great Adventure, New Jersey USA

There’s more for Cedar Point, obviously, but I haven’t had a proper look yet BECAUSE THERE’S JUST TOO FUCKING MANY.

INCOMPLETE LIST of roller coasters I want to ride:

planettampon:

• Eejanaika - Fuji-Q Highland, Fujiyoshida, JPN
• Fujiyama - Fuji-Q Highland, Fujiyoshida, JPN
• Steel Dragon 2000 - Nagashima Spa Land, Mie JPN
• White Cyclone - Nagashima Spa Land, Mie JPN
• Thunder Dolphin - Tokyo Dome City Attractions, Tokyo JPN
• Silver Star - Europa-Park, Rust GER
• Euro-Mir - Europa-Park, Rust GER
• Blue Tornado - Gardaland, Verona ITA
• Pepsi Max Big One - Pleasure Beach, Blackpool UK
• Infusion - Pleasure Beach, Blackpool UK
• Behemoth - Canada’s Wonderland, Ontario CAN
• SkyRider - Canada’s Wonderland, Ontario CAN
• Vortex - Canada’s Wonderland, Ontario CAN
• Goliath - La Ronde, Montreal CAN
• Medusa - Six Flags Discovery Kingdom, California USA
• X² - Six Flags Magic Mountain, California USA
• Viper - Six Flags Magic Mountain, California USA
• Tatsu - Six Flags Magic Mountain, California USA
• Top Thrill Dragster - Cedar Point, Ohio USA
• Son of Beast - Kings Island, Ohio USA
• The Beast - Kings Island, Ohio USA
• Invertigo - Kings Island, Ohio USA
• Kingda Ka - Six Flags Great Adventure, New Jersey USA
• El Toro - Six Flags Great Adventure, New Jersey USA

There’s more for Cedar Point, obviously, but I haven’t had a proper look yet BECAUSE THERE’S JUST TOO FUCKING MANY.

I’m feeling extremely idealistic right now, and consequently frustrated at my lack of ability to make things better for everyone.