Compliment
- Matt: My jeans have ripped on a wet slide, fucking gay first world problems. You better be spinning some sick piece of pottery right now.
- Me: I'm staring at my painting, trying to figure out how to fix this wine bottle. I wish I had gay first world problems right now.
- Matt: You are a walking first world problem.
- Me: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!
My name is Jake. This is a collection of my proclivities. Plus some other stuff.
